::Now i finally knew kinwai meant by saying he felt emo after going to cmpb a few days ago, cos i seriously became damn emo today after ns checkup at cmpb, a little angsty even. To all those guys who haven went there yet, please be mentally prepared...Cos once i stepped inside, i knew this place is gonna make me...yea emo, also dunno how to describe that feeling, guess only those who went there before will feel it.

And the place that its located is damn ulu, not much civilisation observed, where the hell is this place? Took 57 there which was fucking long (yea i had to use that word cos i sat on the bus until my butt hurts!) And to start up my day with a heavy rain when i reached. No umbrella, so had no choice to take cab frm the bus-stop opposite. When the cab stopped the meter still stays at $2.50, wtf? The first thing inside there is to surrender your camera phone, pls lah who in the world today doesn't own a camera phone?? so i'm temporarily cut off from civilisation...

Totally agree with j-wei about the part about them being so systematic and gay. Its so systematic cos the people there have to repeat their instructions for dunno how many zillion times a day, yea like robots precisely! (Like the man at the 1st counter "1st time here? highest eduation attained? what sch now? take a seat and we'll call you later." repeating again and again) And to kop from j-wei's line "they look gay and they sound gay and they act like gays oso. but u can't blame them cos the only thing they see inside are guys and more guys day in day out." So i seriously think they are all gays...

Everything went as planned but i'm seriously very pissed off with my bloody eyes. Cos "HIGH MYOPIA" (as indicated on the paper) cos me to get PES B when i got PES A for all the other stations. Wah seh gg liao, later cannot see properly shoot my own team mates...

Saw wei han, kahhwee, weiqi, and also lan guan there. Weihan reached like 45 mins earlier than me, but was still stuck at the IQ test when i zao from this freaking place. Come early come late also no difference one. And also get to know this jj guy cos the 1st thing we did together was to urine on some piece of paper, i decided to pass to the personnel holding the dry side, and the person o.O "No No, don't pass me the paper, juz like me see can already. okay can throw away unless you wan to keep it" erps...

And for the most basic hearing station, i didn't knew what i was supposed to hear and didn't raise my hand cos i thought the sound might be some background noise or wad. Shit then he think i'm deaf is it? Then the guy tapped on the screen, signalling sth like "hello hello, hand hand!!" Ohh then i started raising my hand once hearing the beep.

Oh did i mention about the Gay X-man? Okay this guy confirm is gay one, i see his face, his tone and actions already know. "Vincent, take our your shirt" "Vincent, push your chest against the sensor (forgot wad the machine is called)" While taking X-ray on my chest, he said these is a very suggestive n seductive tone really, and he began touching "all over my body" juz to get me in the "right" position...wad lau, ji scary sia...

Oh and the blood-taking station, they took a few drops of blood on my middle finger 1st. Then have to queue up for dunno whatever thing. Thought it was measuring blood pressure when the guy asked me to stretch my right hand on something. And there comes this convo below:

Me "Eh sir, take blood pressure is it?"
Sir "No lah, take blood"
Me o.O "I thought juz now take already???"
Sir "This time take more lah!"
Me "......"

okay i'm someone who faints at the sight of blood, but the amount they took now was erm...a lot more than the last time....When i saw how much they took, i was like "ooo, a bit more arh..."

Oh ya, i tink it was station 5 or wad. When you open the door and see 10+ guys half-naked in shorts only. Not then i've never seen this sight before, but its been quite long since my chs days...And the ECG room was damn funny lah. Go in there and u find yourself with wires and censors all over your body, my feet, my arms and even my nipples (matthew: "eh they use crocodile clips arh" those that we used to connect wires for physics...) I seriously dunno why they have to clip that thing on my nipples (matthew: to check for milk?) and i laughed like hell lah when they put those things on me, juz like kezhong. Then the guy there give me that kind of look...

And the part about taking off your shorts and underwear and cough, with the guy looking at my dick, and even asked me to cough louder, i seriously dunno what's the point? Got link? Maybe to check if my dick got erect or wad? Or see if i'm gay when my dick erects right in front of guys? erps...but the dental gal checking my teeth was quite chio...hahaz, heard some people kena the jaw x-ray...

Oh and the last station was the iq aplitude test which everyone has been telling me. Its gonna to determine what unit you'll get posted to. Took around 2 hours inside, didn't know that there's time limit for each section, so i took it laxing and became quite slack. Then my screen suddenly blanked out and said that my time is up for this section and the take a rest before the next when i haven even answered all the questions in that section! Arghh...means i tio low IQ is it? Then the turning of the shape one was quite sian lah, makes my mind spin like crazy.

And for the maths questions i juz use calculator and zham when those around me were doing workings like mad. So the rough paper they gave me was quite clean compared to others...For the memory test when they give you a long list of numbers to look at and to type out again, i juz copy down the numbers on paper 1st, LOL!! But it was seriously damn sian, and i was tinking when it'll end...

So that sums up my first trip to cmpb, good luck to those who haven had their checkup yet, it'll be a nice experience i'm sure:P took train home from redhill mrt cos dun wan my butt to hurt again on 57....::

.:Vince left his dream on 7:31 PM:.
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